The Most Ultimate Facebook Rap Ever & the Ballad of Racecar Frog

First of all, here is our latest Slick Gigolo enterprise:



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Now, you may have noticed a character there who was hopping out of a pond. I wrote a poem about him this afternoon:

The Ballad of Racecar Frog

The legend
some contend
though dick heads call it drivel
says when full moon is a'missed in the fog,
from a pond
far beyond
the town of East Ishkabibble
hops him whom they have called the Racecar Frog.

He resumes
with vavrooms
his semi-monthily compulsion
causing wind to rip the willows from the road.
His frolic,
diabolic,
is not a purposeless propulsion,
for he seeks his long lost love Lorelei Toad.

"Lorelei,"
he doth cry,
as his vessel rockets onward,
"Ribbit! Croak! Ribbit! Come back! Ribbit! Croaker!"
Lonely frog
back to bog
when he knows his love's a'goneward,
to find tenderness in Salamander Hooker.